Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you why I daily want to pull out my hair!
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you why I daily want to pull out my hair!
In po-dunky Idaho, born and raised
On the floor where he spent most of his days
Chilling out, crawling, playing all cool
And all shoving everything in his mouth until he drool'
When a couple of girls, they were up to no good
Introduced him to the toilet paper roll, so I would ...
Have to clean a million squares off the floor, and everywhere
I said "Next time I see the bathroom door open girls, Beware!"
On the floor where he spent most of his days
Chilling out, crawling, playing all cool
And all shoving everything in his mouth until he drool'
When a couple of girls, they were up to no good
Introduced him to the toilet paper roll, so I would ...
Have to clean a million squares off the floor, and everywhere
I said "Next time I see the bathroom door open girls, Beware!"
Cale new favorite room of the house...
and he seriously gets mad when I take the toilet paper away--funny boy!
Thanks for humoring me with my not-so-clever lyrics.
