So sorry but,

Dear Mike,

 

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when I threw up in your sock drawer in your apartment and I saw you sit on my pet hamster. I'm sure you're naive enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without you and I'm scratching my nose as you read this.

Best of luck on the surgery,

Tiffany

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Dear (someone you've recently spoken to),

 I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11). 

(12)

(your name)

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our bingo days are over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black - Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling lollipops online
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
Purple- I have a super ability
No shirt - You're mean
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When your dog peed
June - When you laughed then snorted
July – When you smacked my sister
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When you farted in the lake
November - When I threw up in your sock drawer 

December - When I finally changed my tie

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closet
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the socks off
Brown - bit
Orange - cracked
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My pet hamster
Grey – Bert and Ernie
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Red – My High School Musical DVD
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My secret life as a detective
Orange - My Backstreet Boys cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson moonwalking
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Dancing with the Stars - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - Naive
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Sexy
The Offce - Open
Top Model - Middle-class

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get bored counting marshmellows
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a career change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My sense of humor
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbor’s dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your first grade report card
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget the Alamo
G/H – Hate your cooking
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my nose as you read this
Cider– I have a deep interest in mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-obsession is weird
Crystal lite- I love Oprah Winfrey
Sparkling cider – Thanks for the sandwich
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the surgery
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog
Egypt – Kiss my feet
England - Go shopping

Let me know how yours turn out :)